Tap the Market is a one-tap trading arcade you can finish on a coffee break. Three minutes. €1,000. One screen. Watch the chart, read the headlines, and time your BUY and SELL with a single tap. Hit it right and the candle spikes green — miss it and the floor drops out from under you. This isn't a finance app. It's a fictional market simulator built for the pickup-and-play crowd: no accounts, no real money, no homework. Just a moving line and the cold judgment of when to pull the trigger. FEATURES • 3-minute sessions — one round fits a queue, a commute, or a kettle boil. • Live chart engine with drift, noise, and momentum — every run is different. • Eight news archetypes — earnings beats, oil shocks, regulator raids, viral tweets, hacks, and more. Each headline pulses the chart in real time. • Four stake sizes — 10, 25, 50, or ALL IN. Manage your risk, or don't. • ±3% spike glow, buy-price markers, and haptic feedback so you feel the move. • Auto-close at the bell — open positions are liquidated at the closing price, so you always finish on a clean number. UNLOCK FIVE MARKETS Start with Safe Corp, the bluest of blue chips. Earn your way up through Crypto Coin, Oil Futures, and Tech ETF, all the way to Meme Stock — the most volatile asset in the game, gated behind a €1,000 profit run. PROGRESSION • All-time best, weekly best (resets every Monday), and per-asset records. • Asset unlocks at 5 sessions, 10 sessions, €500 profit, and €1,000 profit. • Confetti on a winning session. Nothing on a losing one. You earned that. NO PAYWALLS. NO PURCHASES. NO ACCOUNTS. Tap the Market is free to play and supported by ads. No sign-ups, no email, no profile syncing. Open the app, tap PLAY, and you're in the pit in under two seconds. DISCLAIMER Tap the Market is a game of skill and timing built on a fictional price engine. It is not a financial product, does not provide investment advice, and bears no relationship to any real-world security, exchange, or asset class. Real markets are slower, harder, and considerably less fun.