Balatro+

wanted to play the funny poker solitare,got what I expected

Upgraded my phone logged in and transferred My old data but it didn’t load my cloud save and my device was backed up. Now I lost all my progress.

I know you seen so many of these but I had a problem where my game gets stuck in cloud saving mode and won’t load

Developers need a raise… BEST card game ever. MUST GET

Plz fix and i will change review. You are on apple arcade apple needs to love you so complain to them if they are the reason the apple pencil doesn’t work with the game anymore. I’m just voting with my stars dont hate me joker king i love ur game. Edit: thank you for your response joker. My AI suggested this as a temporary solution as well. Please use my comment as an example to Apple overlords to promote some sort of change in the web of code that sits below the pixels. You will get your rating upgrade when pencils work again as intended. <3 If other people are reading this you can also buy a magic track pad and use that as a way to hover over things all lazy and Jabba the Hutt like while you enjoy one of the best genres of game to be invested by an wonderful mind

Great game

This game is amazing perfect for the car and Apple TV I would highly recommend if you love it want to get into poker.

So good

This game is definitely worth $7, with so many features and so much things you can do

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